Can I Call A Laptop?

Well, is it a male or female? This is needed to know, so that you can properly address the laptop, and not make it mad. If they get mad, they will quit working for you, and then, usually, if this happens, the use of the name might not help you ever again. Lol

I think you actually can. I keep getting some sort of texts or something that pop up on my computer from a local number, same number. I feel bad because they obviously think I'm someone else and not answering them but I don't want to respond because I don't know what it is or if it's going to cost me anything or if maybe it's some weird trick or whatever. I don't even know where that program is on my computer or how they are doing it. It kind of freaks me out, lol. Is it you?
Whoever you are:
Hi
No, I do not want to go out with Tayler (might have been Taylor) at this point in time,  I don't know who they are.
Hi.
Nothing
I'm on Blurtit. You should join me. :-)
Hi

You can try to call anywhere you wish, whether it answers is another thing.
Seriously though, if any computer has telephone capability you should be able to call it.