How To Be A Baby On Club Penguin?

Dress Cute
Act Like A Baby
Say Adorable Things
don't Ask Your Mother To Virtual Breastfeed You
Go To A Place In The Pet Shop Where People Can See What Your Saying

Well first you have to say cute things like "Agoo!" and "bah bah Goey!" and after that if someone comes over to you, you say, "Hwi (or wello whatever you feel you like better)Mam/sir" They will be all over you! Give Her/him a flower too using the emote. If the penguin that picked you has a fish tank, go over to it and name the fish (i.e. "Fisy!" "i name you junior, and you junior junior and you bob he he!") I hope that helped!

Wear:Boys wear propeller caps,2010 t shirts,fuzzy boots
Girls:wear a scarf earmuffs fuzzy boots
Say Wants wammy or duh duh
when you get pickd say Way!

Dress up:
1. Girls wear 2010 made up clothes,fuzzy boots, flippers,or skates.wear a scarf
2. Say cute things

Do: Say cute things like, "Chews On Hospital Bracelet" Or "Gets Thrown Out Of Speeding Car".
Dress cutely
Give Presents
don't:
Ask to be breastfed
Run away for not getting attention
Abuse brothers, sisters, Wammies or Duh Duh's.
Hope I helped, Flutey3

You can't really. But I see penguins going around asking other penguins to be there Wammy or Mother ect. So you can dress up cute and like go around asking penguins to be your mum. Thats the best I can do for you, Hope It Helps 8-)

Well There are two ways to do it. The first and the simplest is dress up like a baby and go to a server with all the bars filled in green. Then go to the puffle shop you will see penguins saying things like "Steps out of solid gold limo" they are trying to sound rich. Try to act cute say things like "sucks on wittle flipper" if a penguin comes up to you and says "I pick you" then say "way!" Add them as a buddy then they will say my igloo/iggy then go they will treat you like a baby but don't get upset. Once I had a brother on club penguin that was a warewoolf! So don't feel like an outsider if the family that picks you is a little well... Odd! The second way is to go to the puffle shop and say "needs tum tum" witch means "needs tummy" or if you see a lady saying FREE TUM TUM!!! Say me! Then they will say "hop in or opens tum tum hop in good luck!