Cortana (Microsoft's answer to Siri) arrived in Australia overnight and can now understand Australian English. How do you learn not to say "Thank you" when she gives you information, even though you know she's not a real person?

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Ancient Hippy Profile
Ancient Hippy answered

It took me a while to NOT say thank you to Siri but now, I occasionally slip up and thank her.

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
I worked for our taxation department for a few months back in 1989 and on one occasion my boss walked over and said, "Did you just apologise to your computer?" When I admitted that I had she walked away shaking her head. She thought I was insane.
Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
I don't think you're alone Didge. I'm always yelling at my TV set.
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
I tend to give mine helpful advice. Sarcastic, of course, but rarely loud. >:-)
Walt O'Reagun Profile
Walt O'Reagun answered

I wonder if there is a Majel Barrett voice download.

lol

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Walt O'Reagun
Walt O'Reagun commented
lol ... I have John Cleese on my GPS
Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
John Cleese would be a great one too.
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
Richard Burton had the best male voice ... in my opinion, anyway. But if I had the choice I'd have to opt for Marilyn. That husky whisper would inspire me to long conversations with her.
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Rooster Cogburn , Rooster Cogburn, answered

Oh, I'm sure you'll think of something Didge, knowing you! I have some fun with it once in a while myself ! LOL

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
I just hope I can keep out of trouble with Mrs Didge. If she hears me talking to a female in here she may become violent. :(
Rooster Cogburn
Rooster Cogburn commented
I hope so too ! My Hound just barks when he hears it ! LOL
dragonfly forty-six Profile

Just imagine that she works for you and she's doing her job.

Imagine her nakey? You'll be blushing enough to be speechless.

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
You've left me speechless right here, DF. She does have a nice voice, though. I wonder what she'd look like if she were a hologram?
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Yo Kass answered

The machines are taking over! I really enjoy watching my daughter talk to Siri and observe how she gets frustrated when she can't have a flowing two-way conversation.

Nature language processing and artificial intelligence are two areas that tech is making progress in very quickly, and just today I read an article about Google's plans to improve search, and there was a mention of their goal to make Google search "the ultimate personal assistant".

Actually even the company I'm working with at the moment is trying to do something similar too.

Here's a video if you want to check it out:

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
Kass, that has to be one of the cleverest promos I've ever seen. Thanks for posting it.

As for the machines taking over, I wonder if you've read "The Girl in the Spider's Web" -- the continuation of the Dragon Tattoo/Millennium series? The question was asked, "What if we create a computer that is just a little more intelligent than us? Will it become impatient with us? Will it want to do things for its own reasons, rather than plod along at our level?" Intriguing thought,.
Walt O'Reagun
Walt O'Reagun commented
As long as we have to program computers to process linearly (like men), we'll be okay.

But if we ever get computers to "think" intuitively (like women) ... we're in big trouble. Because we'll never be able to convince them to "be rational".

LOL
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
It's OK, Walt. Computers come from Mars. We;re perfectly safe.

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